HUNTER-GATHERER

Yeah, you may have already seen it by today. In fact, it’s six years old. But if you are like me, you haven’t gone anywhere near VH1 in decades, much less anything touting Divas unless an elderly Chinese woman was selling it along with bootlegged Marlboros. But readers of British Metal Guitar mag Total Guitar have spoken and it seems they find a Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC’s “you shook me all night long” particularly offensive. Here is their take on the case of musical legacy GBH:

Oi, Dion, NOOOO!!!

Watch it below at your peril, and note Ms Dion’s pathetic attempt to garner rock kudos by duckwalking upon entrance.

Ahhhh, the wonders of Youtube never cease, and I was even able to find a version with Spanish subtitles:

Hmmm……tu me sacudiste toda la noche…..i’ll have to remember that on my next trip to Tijuana.

Personally, it was Celine’s cover of Eric Carmen’s “all by myself” that had me running to Sounds to rid my collection of her discography.

But hold on metalheadz, just when fans of the Aussie Metal Menaces thought it was safe, along comes the now estranged wife of their producer (Mutt Lange), to do even further egregious damage to the anthem, this time Nashvegas style:

Yes, in fact, nothing is sacred. But, more importantly, which Diva do you think would win the air-guitar challenge? Text your vote to 800-456…………